What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?

What is a bird's favorite ballet?

What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?

What game does pasta always play at recess?

Who's the biggest downer in baseball?

Why was the pickle self-conscious?

What do you call an elephant's handwriting?

What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?

Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.

Who is the fastest reindeer?

What do cats wear to work?

Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?

What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?

What's the difference between soccer and football?

Why did the soccer ball quit the team?