What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
Grazy.
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
Which family member is always relieved?
Where do dads store their dad jokes?
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
Why are babies so good at basketball?
What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?
Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?
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