Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?

What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?

Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?

What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?

Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?

How do you make a hamburger laugh?

Why did the twins join the Air Force?

Why do nails need so much pain relief?

What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?

Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?

Who invented Daylight Saving Time?

Why do shoemakers go to heaven?

Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?

What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?

Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?