What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?

What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?

What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?

How do cats make a birthday cake?

What do chickens serve at birthday parties?

Which tree can't stop crying?

What did the antelope husband call his wife?

What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?

What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?

What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?

What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

What do you give a sick pig?

What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?

Why did the boxer take so many naps?