What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?

What is a condiment's favorite holiday?

What is the emptiest holiday?

What do you call bears with no ears?

Why are teddy bears never hungry?

Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?

Which bug is related to you?

What's a ghost's favorite drink?

Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?

Where do German dogs sleep?

What sport do horses love to play?

What type of animal does well in the cold?

What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?

Why are cows bad at telling jokes?

What animals love to close envelopes?