Why was the pickle self-conscious?

What do snowmen eat for lunch?

What did the pear say to the celery stick?

What's a car's favorite scary movie?

What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?

What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?

Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?

Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?

Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?

What dinosaur loves to play golf?

What did the tree say when autumn came around?

What do you call it when spring gets sad?

Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?

Which dogs are the best at getting girls?

How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?