Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?

Why did the frog have a long face?

Why are frogs always so happy?

What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?

Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?

What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?

Why did the banana go to the doctor?

What kind of books do boats write?

What do horses say to greet each other?

Why do people always trip on September 22?

Why are basketball courts always wet?

Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?

What name sounds like the past tense?

Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?

Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?