What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?

Did you know that felines don't bite?

What type of dog loves to take showers?

What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?

What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?

Why did the echo get detention?

What did the painter say to the wall?

Wanna hear a joke about paper?

Why did the computer run out of money?

What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?

Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?

Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?

What vehicle works the hardest?

What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?

Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?