What's a dog's favorite book?

Where does Superman park his cars?

What do you call Dracula with hay fever?

Why don't eggs tell jokes?

It's Crowded!

What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?

What birds always travel in twos?

How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?

Why do hogs play so much football?

What is the color of the wind?

Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?

What do you call a puppy with a fever?

What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?

There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?

Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?