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What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?

What is time's favorite breed of dog?

Why do football players make great fishermen?

What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?

How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?

What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?

Why was the picture sent to jail?

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?

Why are pigs so good at building houses?

What kind of story do trees love to tell?

What's the hardest holiday to forget?

What does a cloud wear under his pants?

Which celebrity has the best handwriting?

What does an escalator say when it stops working?