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What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?

What type of birds stay together forever?

Why did the painting win the presidential election?

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What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?

What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?

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Why was school so much easier for cavemen?

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What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?

How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?