Why do cats give such great massages?
Because they love a good scratcher!
What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?
What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?
How does a witch play loud music?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
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