Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?

What do you call a singing rodent?

Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?

Who is the worm's Prime Minister?

Where do catchers sit at lunch?

Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?

How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?

What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?

I like telling Dad jokes.

How do dog moms tell stories to their kids?

Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?

Why do vampires make terrible police officers?

How do snowmen get information?

What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?

Why shouldn't you trust atoms?