What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Why was the dog so popular?

Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?

Who is a house's favorite band?

Why are bankers so good at American politics?

Why was the coyote family such good singers?

What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?

My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.

Why do kids love theater classes?

What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?

Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?

What do birds say to encourage each other?

Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?

Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?