What did the peach say to its crying husband?

What should you say to your sister when she's crying?

Good moms let you lick the beaters.

What is the best type of science to study with your family?

What's a pumpkin's favorite game?

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Where does laundry go to college?

Which bird would make a great farmer?

Why are sandals so indecisive?

What's worse than raining cats and dogs?

Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?

What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?

What do elves learn in school?

Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?

Which singer loves to groom sheep?