What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?

Which parent cares the most for the environment?

Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?

What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?

Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?

That bird won't stop squawking.

How do you comfort a grammar teacher?

What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?

What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?

What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?

Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?

What might you call waking up in the morning?

Which vegetable is actually bad for you?

When does the devil get all of his shopping done?

What do you call a very small Valentine?