Which parent knows if you are running late?

What did the mama goat say to her child?

What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?

How do fleas travel?

What's the saddest part of the week?

What day is your mom always right?

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?

What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?

Where do you take sick ponies?

Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?

Why are baseball players so good at math?

What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?

What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?

Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?

Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?