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How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?

Why is Michael Phelps never late?

How long do chickens work?

Where do clowns go on vacation?

What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?

What makes a glow worm glow?

How often should you make chemistry jokes?

What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?

Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?

Why did the chicken go to the seance?

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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Why is April the cleanest month of all?

Why is tennis such a loud sport?