How do you drive a man crazy?

What happened when the guy walked into the bar?

What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?

Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?

Why did the vegetable call the plumber?

Why do cats give such great massages?

What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?

Why are skeletons always hungry?

How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?

Where do ships always get stuck?

What did the horse say when it collapsed?

What is a king's favorite weather?

What do elves learn in school?

Which Count makes the best pie crust?

What goes up when spring rain comes down?