What animal has 20/20 vision?

Why do archers make great cow optometrists?

Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?

What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?

What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?

When does the sun finally get to take a break?

How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?

Why did the elk have great hair?

What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?

Why do rabbits make good jewelers?

What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?

How do locomotives know where to go?

What do sheep say when they're in love?

What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?

Why did the two red blood cells break up?