Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
It was too hoarse.
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
What kind of bee do teachers love?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
What do you call a rich person's bedroom?
What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
What is a boulder's favorite movie?
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