Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
It was too hoarse.
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
What's the most determined bird?
What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
What did the sickly elevator say?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?
What is the coolest country?
Why is tennis such a loud sport?
What do ghosts turn on in summer?
Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
Why are baseball players so good at math?
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