What kind of bird can write?

What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?

What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?

Who do camels find most inspiring?

What do British people and golfers have in common?

Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?

Where do chips wear socks?

How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?

What do you call someone with no body and no nose?

Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?

Why did the mountain cry all the time?

What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?

What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?

What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?

What is a king's favorite weather?