Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
It was too hoarse.
What animal knows how to work a computer?
Why don't koalas categorize as bears?
Where do dogs go to make new friends?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
How do you get kids to do something?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
Which celebrity loves to read?
What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
What animal styles their hair every day?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
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