Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
It was too hoarse.
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
How do you know bees have allergies?
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
Which hot drink loves golf?
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
What do Scottish toads play?
What does a bear cub call its grandfather?
Why is spring the oddest season?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
Which celebrity became a great detective?
Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
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