How many insurance policies do cats need?
Nine, for each of their lives.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
What did the airline worker name her child?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
What did the sickly elevator say?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
What is the strongest animal?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
What's the best band to listen to in autumn?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
Why do trees have so many friends?
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