How many insurance policies do cats need?
Nine, for each of their lives.
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What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?
What's the holiest insect?
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
What do a striker and a magician have in common?
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
What do you call the former partner of a stingray?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
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