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Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?

What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?

What did the hostess name her daughter?

Why couldn't the leopard hide?

Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?

Who is the most forgiving celebrity?

What car can't keep a secret?

Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?

What's another name for a grandfather clock?

What instrument did the plus sign play in band?

What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?

What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?

How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?