What part of a football field is never the same?

What position does a ghost play in soccer?

Why are baseball players so good at math?

Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?

Why was the bunny upset?

What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?

Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?

Why did the mirror cross the road?

What celebrity is at the center of a plum?

How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?

Where do belly buttons go to college?

What kind of dog chases anything red?

What day of the week takes nothing seriously?

We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.

Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?