Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?

Why do baseball players always go to the park?

What do sprinters eat before a race?

Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?

What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?

Wanna hear a joke about paper?

What type of car do planets buy?

Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?

Where do pigs learn magic?

What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?

What do farmers do on February 14th?

Someone stole all my lamps.

What did the bee say to the flower?

Someone stole my mood ring!

What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?