Why do football players make great fishermen?

How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?

What's a pumpkin's favorite game?

What did the cat say when he fell off the table?

Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?

Families are like fudge.

What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?

Why did the mirror cross the road?

What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?

What do nosey peppers do?

Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"

What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?

How do you care for a sick bird?

What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?

Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?