How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?

What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?

How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

What is a golfer's favorite bird?

What did the storm say when its plans changed?

What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?

Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?

What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?

What is a witch's favorite subject in school?

What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?

What shape has a knighthood?

Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?