What day do hands always go to church?

What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?

Why do people paint eggs for Easter?

What fish sings the best?

What do cats use to take notes in meetings?

Which animal is the most religious?

What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?

Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?

Where do they produce Christian films?

What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?

Why are ET's eyes so big?

What makes a glow worm glow?

How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?

Why did the lizard go on a diet?

What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?