I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.

What do you call George Washington's false teeth?

If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?

What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?

What's the friendliest pen?

How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.

What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?

What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?

What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?

Why do archers make great cow optometrists?

What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?

Which elf is the best singer?

Which animal loves to have a good time?

How do you get straight A's?