What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?

Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?

Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?

What happens when a frog's car dies?

Why don't ants get sick?

Why did the pig stop sunbathing?

What did the salad say to its dad?

What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?

What kind of tea is hard to swallow?

What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?

What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?

What do snowmen wear on their heads?

When should baseball players wear armor?

What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?

What do you call a fish without an eye?