If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?

What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?

What day do hands always go to church?

What is the best day to go to the beach?

What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?

Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?

What do you call stolen cheese?

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?

Why do repairmen make great therapists?

What kind of music do mummies listen to?

What do you do when two snails fight?

Why did the train always get heated in an argument?

What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?

Why did the frog starve?