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What makes a glow worm glow?

What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?

Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?

What soup do Santa's helpers love most?

What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?

What do dogs drink their beverages out of?

What does a queen bee do when she burps?

What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?

How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?

Why do pencils make terrible doctors?

What do you get when you play country music backwards?

In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?

What game do both humans and birds play in school?

Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?