How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?

Why did the pig go to the casino?

What do you call a belt made of clocks?

What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?

What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?

Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?

What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?

Why did the fish blush?

What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?

What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?

Why did the dog get embarrassed?

What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.

What's a pirate's favorite letter?