Why did the cell phone lose his job?

What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?

What dance was the most popular in 1776?

What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?

What's worse than raining cats and dogs?

If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?

Why do dogs run in circles?

How does a pizza introduce itself?

When is a black dog not a black dog?

What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?

What is the best Christmas present ever?

What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?

What instruments do imaginary friends play?

Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?

What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?