Why did the painting win the presidential election?

What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?

Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?

Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?

What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?

Why did electricity win the race?

Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?

What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?

You have to be very careful in an ice storm.

How do you make a hamburger laugh?

What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?

Why do owls make lousy reporters?

What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?

Why do bison love to spread gossip?

What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?