Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
The Mint.
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
What do you call a wolf that gets lost?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
Which celebrity is loved by all horses?
What do little monsters call their mother?
Why did the dog do so well in school?
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
What animal could Noah not trust?
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