What building always gets stains on it?

Why did the painting win the presidential election?

Where do polar bears vote?

What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?

Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?

What kind of bull doesn't have horns?

Why are construction workers so good at parties?

Want to hear a joke about construction?

Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?

Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?

What do you call a pig who plays basketball?

Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?

What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?

Where do polar bears store their money?

What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?