What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?

Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?

What did the calculator tell his valentine?

Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?

Which former US President gets most confused for money?

What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?

What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?

What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?

What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?

Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?

What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?

What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?

What did the baby bull grow up to be?

What do sheep love to spread on crackers?

Why don't wolves like fast food?