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What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?

What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?

What's the holiest insect?

Where do books love to go on vacation?

What is blue and not heavy?

What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?

Where do monkeys take their kids to play?

What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?

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Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?

What reads and lives in an apple?

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