What's the holiest insect?

Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?

Why did the border collie get a raise?

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?

What did the raspberry say to his valentine?

Did you hear the joke about the roof?

What food is never allowed on the Titanic?

Do dads always snore?

What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?

What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?

What do you call a smelly horse?

Where do optometrists go on vacation?