What's a duck's favorite ballet?

What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?

Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?

What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?

Why did the tennis player win her trial?

What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?

Why did the singer perform on an airplane?

What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?

Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?

Why are cowboys always religious?

How can you spot a jealous shamrock?

Where are average things manufactured?

I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.

Where do fishermen get their hair cut?

What did the baby bird say on Halloween?