Why do cows go to New York?

What's the difference between cats and dogs?

What's a duck's favorite TV show?

What do you call a smelly horse?

What is a golfer's worst nightmare?

Who is the worm's Prime Minister?

What utensil does water use to eat?

What kind of clothes does a house wear?

Which position in soccer always plans for the future?

What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?

What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?

What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?

What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?

Why did the dog do so well in school?

What TV show is most popular at bars?