What do cats eat for breakfast?

What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?

Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?

What's the most popular soda in pastry school?

Why are bakers so good at math?

What day do hands always go to church?

Why are billionaires such good parents?

What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?

What is a duck's favorite snack?

What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?

What does Catwoman always carry with her?

Why did the painting win the presidential election?

How can you spot a jealous shamrock?

What is a tire's stance on economics?

Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?