What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
Yellow cards.
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Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
What game does chlorine never lose?
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
What's good for both poker and theater?
What car does Yoda® drive?
Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
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