What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
Yellow cards.
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What's a mouse's favorite board game?
What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?
What TV show did the cat love to watch?
What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?
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What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
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What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
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