What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
Yellow cards.
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What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
What's a frog's favorite sport?
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
What's good for both poker and theater?
Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
What fairy loves to count?
What is a French cat's favorite pudding?
What do you call the former partner of a stingray?
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