What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?

Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?

What do a striker and a magician have in common?

What do dogs drink their beverages out of?

What instruments do imaginary friends play?

Why was the archaeologist out of a job?

Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?

What's a car's favorite TV show?

Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?

How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?

What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?

What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?

What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?

Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?

What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?