What do British people and golfers have in common?

What's the loudest sport?

How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?

Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?

What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?

How does a witch play loud music?

What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?

What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?

Which celebrity is a cheese expert?

Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?

How can you make 7 even?

What did the robot want for Christmas?

Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?

What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?

What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?