What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?

How do you take a pig to the hospital?

What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?

How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?

What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?

Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?

How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?

What did the bunny give his fiancé?

What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?

Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?

What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?

Why are bankers so good at American politics?

What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?

Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?

If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?