What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?
A purr-rito.
What is a mouse's favorite game?
Why do vampires always look sick?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?
What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
Why are frogs always so happy?
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
What kind of tree loves to high-five?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
Why is the lion so happy with his sons?
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