What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?
A purr-rito.
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Which toy deals with the most anxiety?
Who does everyone's hair in space?
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
What do rich squirrels eat?
Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?
Why was the fish so smart?
What did the antelope husband call his wife?
What's a bee's favorite novel?
What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?
How long do chickens work?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
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