Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?

My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.

Why was the man stuck at the party?

What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?

How do you spell water with 3 letters?

What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?

What do you call a happy Lassie?

What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?

I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?

Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?

What kind of bird makes the most important rules?

What is a ghost's favorite movie?

What is a bunny's favorite dance?

What birds make average students?