Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?

Why are bankers so good at American politics?

What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?

Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.

What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?

How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?

What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?

What happened when the guy walked into the bar?

Who is Texas' favorite superstar?

What do birds serve on Halloween?

What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?

What is the wealthiest fish?

What song does the horizon sing every morning?

What do you call a depressed strawberry?

Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?