Why is money so stubborn?
It doesn't want to make change.
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What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
What do fairies always drink?
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
What's a feline's favorite class in school?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
Why are hiking shops so diverse?
Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?
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