Why are skeletons always hungry?

What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?

What farm animal is best at karate?

What's an airplane's favorite TV show?

Why is everyone good at math during elections?

Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?

What's an owl's favorite school subject?

When does a horse talk?

What did the bee say to the flower?

Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?

What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?

When is a baseball player like a thief?

What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?

What do you call a fish without an eye?

Where do baby cats learn to swim?