Why is it hard to hire a clown?

Why do vampires always look sick?

How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?

Why did the tomato go out with the prune?

What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?

What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?

What's black and white and red all over?

What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?

What's a horse's favorite fruit?

What did you learn in school today, son?

What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?

Where do oceans always buy their cars?

Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?

Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?

Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?