What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?

Why are goats so funny?

I like telling Dad jokes.

What do you call a pig thief?

Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?

How are you liking that anti-gravity book?

What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?

What rock band loves Thanksgiving?

What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?

To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.

What's a horse's favorite car?

What sweet treat never panics?

Why do orcas love to gossip?

What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?

Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?