What do goats and moms have in common?

Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?

What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?

Which celebrity became a great detective?

Which dance will a chicken not do?

Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?

What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?

What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?

What's the world's weakest animal?

Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?

How do you motivate a watch to go to work?

What do you call a horse that plays the violin?

I used to be addicted to not showering.

Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?

What's E.T. short for?