What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?

What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?

What does a bear cub call its grandfather?

Why did the cloud date the fog?

Where do ghosts go on vacation?

Why was the broom late for school?

What kind of music do killer whales listen to?

What do you call an artistic dog?

What part of a fish weighs the most?

What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?

What's the only career where you can never sit down?

Why was the cat so small?

What animal scores the most in basketball?

Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?

Why do cows like being told jokes?