How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?

What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?

What do a grandmother and a website have in common?

What do scuba divers wear to bed?

What do you call a tired tree?

What do you call the king of vegetables?

How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?

What are you studying in math?

What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?

What's another term for a sleeping bag?

Why does the orange always lose in races?

What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Why do vampires always look sick?

Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?

Why are scissors so forgiving?