Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?

How did the pirate call his mother?

What did the bicycle call its dad?

Which dip has the best voice in the choir?

What's a surgeon's favorite board game?

What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?

What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?

Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?

What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?

What did summer say to autumn on their first date?

What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?

Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?

Why did the sailor lose his job?

What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?