Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?

What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?

Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?

Who is Santa's favorite character on Sesame Street®?

What is a condiment's favorite holiday?

What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?

What is a janitor's favorite movie?

What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?

Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?

What kind of dog has the worst allergies?

What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?

Why are baseball games at night?

When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?

Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?

Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?