When is it bad luck to see a black cat?

What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?

Why are cows bad at telling jokes?

Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?

This candy bar is a real home run.

Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?

What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?

Where does food go to take a nap?

What might you call waking up in the morning?

What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?

How do you truly savor a hot dog?

Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?

Why is money so stubborn?

What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?

Why did the bulldog have an accent?