What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?

Why did the cat run away from the tree?

What's a lizard's favorite cookie?

What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?

Why did the soccer ball quit the team?

What type of cake never comes with frosting?

Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?

Which family member is always relieved?

Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?

What did the ocean sing at karaoke?

What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?

Why are lawyers so fast at writing?

Why is a doctor always calm?

What do you call a cow who loves to work out?

Why are cowboys always religious?