Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?

What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?

Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?

What is Yoda's® favorite movie?

What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?

What did the bread do on vacation?

Why do sewers make terrible runners?

Why did the photographer attract so many mice?

What do you call it when two letters make a wager?

Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?

Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?

My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.

Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?

What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?

What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?