Which celebrity always frowns?

Which singer could always break a five?

Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?

What's the perfect job for a cow?

What kind of music do planets like?

Why did the professor write on the window?

What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?

What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?

What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?

What do you call a fish without an eye?

What do you call a cow who loves to work out?

My Valentine this year is a goalie.

What is time's favorite breed of dog?

What do you call a fish wearing a tux?

What's a cat's favorite board game?