What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?

Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?

Why do we tell actors to break a leg?

What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?

What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?

Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?

Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?

Which baseball player do fish root for?

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Why do horses make such good debt collectors?

What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?

What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?

Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?

Which celebrity always frowns?

Why did the wizard ace his math test?