What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?

What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?

What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?

What did the fisherman say to the magician?

Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?

What do you call a Russian flea?

What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?

Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?

What money do cats use to go shopping?

What's a goose's favorite book?

Why is grass so dangerous?

Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?

What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?

What do you call a 100-year-old ant?

What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?