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Why are grandkids so great?

What superpower do all middle children have?

Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?

Why did the pumpkin give up acting?

What do you get when you play country music backwards?

What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?

Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?

Why are monkeys lousy workers?

What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?

What does a spy do when he gets cold?

What is a tree's least favorite month?

Who is the nicest celebrity around?

Why do potted plants shower so much in April?

What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?