Why are the brother and sister always cold?

What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?

Why are ghosts always single?

What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?

Where do religious school children practice sports?

Why was the pirate late for work?

What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?

What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?

Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?

What dogs are always lying to you?

What sound does a witch's car make?

What should a lawyer always wear to court?

Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?

What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?