What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?

What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?

Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?

What instrument do secretaries usually play?

What after-school activity do bears participate in?

What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?

What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?

What TV show is most popular at bars?

Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?

What's a pumpkin's favorite game?

What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?

Why should you be worried about the calendar?

What's the ideal place for a dog to work?

How do bees get to school?

Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?