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What is the emptiest holiday?

Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?

Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?

What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?

What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?

What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?

What kind of pet does Snow White™️ have?

How do eggs end a TV show?

What makes music in your hair?

What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?

Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?

What do you call a Russian flea?

What animal scores the most in basketball?

What reads and lives in an apple?