What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?

What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?

What position does a ghost play in soccer?

What's a tornado's favorite game?

Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?

Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?

What time of day was Adam created?

Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?

Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?

What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?

What type of barrel breaks easily?

What do snowmen eat for lunch?

What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?

What part of your eye learns the quickest?

What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?