How do football players deal with their problems?
Tackle them head-on.
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
I'm not a bad putter.
What dish does only a baseball player use?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
What kind of car do eggs drive?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
What is the color of the wind?
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
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