Why does the orange always lose in races?

Why did the peach come home from work early?

Why was the chip acting so goofy?

Why do pencils make terrible doctors?

What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?

When do flowers get their workout in?

What do ghosts drink on Halloween?

What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?

What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?

How do bears keep cool?

What do you call the successful dog detective?

Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?

What's a puppy's favorite winter activity?

Why are grandkids so great?

Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?