What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?

What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?

Why was the fruit thrown in prison?

How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?

Why was the bowling ball anxious?

Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?

What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?

Why does Santa have 3 gardens?

What did the paper say to the pencil?

Why did the goal post get angry?

Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?

What's a frog's favorite year?

What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?

Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?

Why is a fish easy to weigh?