What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?

Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?

What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?

What's a werewolf's favorite beer?

Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?

What is a duck's favorite snack?

Where does money love to go shopping?

Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?

Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?

What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?

What's the hardest holiday to forget?

Why did the coach go to the bank?

What's always playing in Santa's workshop?

Where do stars go to college?

What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?