Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
They milk the punchlines.
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
What do rich squirrels eat?
What is the smallest lion?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
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