Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
They milk the punchlines.
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
What bird helps you stay dry?
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
Why do crabs never give to charity?
What is the difference between a fly and a bird?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?
What do you call a handsome runner?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
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