Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
They milk the punchlines.
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?
How do cats make a birthday cake?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
What should moms do when their kids go back to school?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
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