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Which celebrity would make a great valet?

Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?

Why didn't the melons get married?

What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?

What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?

What do you call a stationary flamingo?

What kind of water does an angel like?

Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?

Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?

Why don't fish play basketball?

How do you make a bandstand?

What animals love to close envelopes?

What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?

What did one angel say to the other angel?