Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?

Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?

Who is a dessert's favorite actor?

Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

Which farm animals are famous painters?

What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?

Where does food go to take a nap?

Which fish go to heaven when they die?

Why did the cell phone lose his job?

Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?

How did the tree feel in spring?

Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?

Why was the dairy grumpy?

What's a computer's most sacred holiday?

What time does everyone love to drink?