What do you call a flying police officer?

What do you call two birds stuck together?

What do frogs order when they get BBQ?

Where do lions like to go on vacation?

Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?

What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?

What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?

Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?

Why did the chick disappoint his mother?

What do dads love to eat after dinner?

What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?

Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?

What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?

What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?

What kind of water does an angel like?