What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?

What do Scottish toads play?

What sound does a witch's car make?

Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?

Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?

What do you call a dog with spring allergies?

Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?

Which dip has the best voice in the choir?

Which dog dreams of being a matador?

Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?

Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?

How do horses stay in such great shape?

What do you call a cow who loves to work out?

What dish does only a baseball player use?

Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?