What did the shower say to the toilet?

Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?

What do Scottish toads play?

Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?

How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?

What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?

Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?

Why are puppies so flexible?

What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?

What is a pilot's favorite TV show?

Why did the cats ask for a drum set?

What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?

What do you call a hairless poodle?

What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?

Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?