That bird won't stop squawking.
It's a real crane in the neck.
What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
Who granted the fish a wish?
Why are billionaires such good parents?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?
What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?
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