What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?

How does a witch play loud music?

What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?

What's a lizard's favorite cookie?

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?

What do clouds do as soon as they make money?

What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?

Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?

What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?

What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?

What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?

What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?

What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?