Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?

What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

What do stars celebrate in December?

What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?

What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?

Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?

What do you call a 100-year-old ant?

Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?

Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?

What do elves learn in school?

What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?

Why are birds of prey such good mothers?

Where do mermaids see movies?

What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?

Where does breakfast live?