What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?

Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?

Which tree can't stop crying?

What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?

What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?

Why did the photographer attract so many mice?

What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?

Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?

What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?

Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?

What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?

Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?

How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?

What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?

Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?