What do you call a snowman in the summer?
A puddle.
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What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
What is a waiter's favorite sport?
What insect thinks it's a dog?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
What's the most determined bird?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
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