Why is a computer so smart?

What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?

To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.

What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?

What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?

What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?

Surprise!!!!

What do you call a household of counselors?

What did the rocket say to the astronaut?

Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?

Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?

What did the frog order at McDonald's®?

Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?

What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?

Why are monkeys lousy workers?