What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?

Why did the professor write on the window?

What did the school bully have for lunch?

What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?

Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?

Why was the dairy grumpy?

Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?

What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?

Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?

How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?

Did you hear about the famous pickle?

How does a witch play loud music?

Why isn't Robin called Batboy?

What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?

What animal knows kung fu?