What color are all the books in the library?

Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?

What's a feline's favorite class in school?

What's the most popular cat in New England?

What's the most magical part of a turkey?

What kind of bees hum and drop things?

Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?

Why was the mime upset?

What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?

Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?

Which parent cares the most for the environment?

Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?

What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?

How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?

What's a dog's favorite city?