Why are elephants so wrinkled?

What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?

Which animal loves to have a good time?

What did the group of hobbits name their band?

What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?

Why are books always so angry?

What did the mama goat say to her child?

Why are cause and effect so close?

Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?

What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?

How do you make a bear really angry?

Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?

What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?

What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?

Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?