Why don't oysters share their pearls?

Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Why was the dairy grumpy?

What do you call a cow with no GPS?

What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?

What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?

Why did the lizard go on a diet?

Any maid is great at keeping secrets.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?

What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?

Which subject has two parts?

What's a bee's favorite cereal?

Why do cats love to work?