Why did spring break up with winter?

What do you call a snowman's dog?

Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?

What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?

What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?

Why did the dog put on a business suit?

What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?

Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?

What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?

What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?

Which flower is easily embarrassed?

Why was the pilot so easily distracted?

What vehicle works the hardest?

What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?

What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?