What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
Ground-Dog Day.
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
What day never takes itself seriously?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
What's the coldest vegetable?
Which fish is the best at making glass art?
What is a table you can eat?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
What's a dog's favorite city?
Why was the moth so unpopular?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
How does a taco bless the table?
Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
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