Why are winter days great?

How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?

Why is summer always sad?

What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?

What's both a number one hit and a total failure?

Why do cows make great bakers?

What instrument do secretaries usually play?

What do you call a peanut in space?

Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?

How does a witch play loud music?

Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?

How did the two figs make their marriage last?

What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?

What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?

What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?