Why did the farmer bury all his cash?

Where do birds go on summer vacation?

What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?

Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?

What do you call two birds stuck together?

What does a dolphin say when it's confused?

Where does the president keep his razor?

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?

What did the clean dog say to the insect?

What is a vampire's favorite sport?

What did the storm say when its plans changed?

What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"

What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?

Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?