What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
Ground-Dog Day.
Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?
Which is the worst season?
What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?
What do you call an artistic dog?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
What did the horse say when it collapsed?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
What's a farmer's favorite snack?
What fish loves to play in a band?
What makes a glow worm glow?
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
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