What is a witch's favorite subject in school?

What did the kid say when he failed science lab?

What did the pen say to the pencil?

What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?

What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?

Why do rodents make the best runners?

Do you know what they should call the exit interview?

Which parent knows if you are running late?

Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?

Why shouldn't you trust stairs?

Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?

What did the shower say to the toilet?

Which birds steal soap from the bath?

What do you get when two plants kiss?

What did the bread do on vacation?