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Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?

What flies around the kindergarten room at night?

What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?

Why are bankers so good at American politics?

This candy bar is a real home run.

Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?

How does NASA organize a company party?

How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?

What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?

What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?

Which princess is best suited for winter?

Why are teddy bears never hungry?

What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?

Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?