What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?

What is a witch's favorite subject in school?

Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?

What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?

What kind of car does a chicken have?

When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?

What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?

What did people say when the baker went crazy?

How much room do fungi need in order to grow?

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?

How do chickens leave the highway?

Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?

How do dog catchers get paid?

What is a table you can eat?

What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?