Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?

Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?

What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?

Why are cowboys always religious?

Why is an elephant braver than a hen?

What kind of bow can't be tied?

What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?

What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?

What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?

What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?

What sport requires no movement at all?

I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.

Why did the vegetable call the plumber?

What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?

What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?