What animal is undefeated in all sports?

How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?

What animals make the best students?

Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?

Why did the cake strike out in baseball?

How long will dinner be?

What is the best way to communicate with a fish?

What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?

What's the saddest part of the week?

What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?

Which animal loves to have a good time?

Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?

How do you spot a modern spider?

Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?

Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?