What do you call a cow with two legs?
Eileen.
What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
What do little fish love to play with?
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
What is the best day to go to the beach?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
Which Disney® princess makes the best judge?
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