What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?

Why do legumes gossip so much?

Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?

What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?

What's the best thing to put into a pie?

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?

What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?

What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?

What's the noisiest food?

What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?

Why do cats love to work?

What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?

What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?

What is an insect's favorite beverage?

What does the sun drink out of?