Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?

What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?

What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?

What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?

What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?

Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?

Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?

Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?

What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?

What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?

What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?

What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?

What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?

What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?