What insect runs away from everything?

What did the adding machine say to the cashier?

Why did the boxer take so many naps?

What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?

What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?

What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?

What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?

What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?

What do you call the dog magician?

How do baseball players make a birthday cake?

How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?

What table can you never sit at?

What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?

What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?

Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?