What makes music in your hair?

What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?

What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?

Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?

What's a Christian's favorite sport?

What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?

Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?

What's the world's weakest animal?

Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?

What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?

What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?

How did the toad die?

What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?

What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?

Why was the musician arrested?