Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?

Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?

What style of music weighs the most?

What do frogs eat in the summer?

What do you call a group of four singing sheep?

What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?

What vegetables do librarians like?

What do you call a cat who loves bowling?

How does dinner smell?

What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?

What does a queen bee do when she burps?

What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?

Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?