How do you measure a millennial?

What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?

Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?

Why is the beach so confident?

Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?

Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?

What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?

What time does everyone love to drink?

What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?

What did the woman ask God for while driving?

Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?

Why did the goal post get angry?

Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?

What do the undead use for virtual meetings?

What's the loudest sport?