Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?

What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?

Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?

What do you give an angry rhino?

What do ducks have for lunch?

Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?

Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?

What did the group of hobbits name their band?

What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?

Which insect is the smartest?

Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?

What's a snake's favorite subject in school?

What condiment has wings?

Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"

Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?