Why don't basketball players vacation well?

I'm not a bad putter.

What is a golfer's favorite bird?

What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?

What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?

What does a female lion call her mate?

Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?

How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?

What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?

What horn never makes a sound?

Why did the heels and the boots get along?

What do you call a cow that just had a baby?

What dance was the most popular in 1776?

What do dogs drink when they're sick?