Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?

Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?

Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?

Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?

Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?

What food would you expect to come from pigs?

If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?

What kind of cheese can you sew with?

Why was the man stuck at the party?

Why was the dairy grumpy?

Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?

Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?

Why do cubes make great referees?

Where can a therapist always find a new client?

What do mice bring on a picnic?