Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
Kevin Bacon.
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How do you talk to a giant?
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?
What's the difference between soccer and football?
Which famous singer loves to play with Barbie⢠dolls?
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
Why are basketball courts always wet?
What kind of dog loves to eat?
What time does everyone love to drink?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
Why do baseball players go to Denny'sĀ® after games?
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