Why do track athletes never give up on anything?

What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?

How does cardboard get its workout in?

Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?

Why do plants hate algebra?

What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?

How do you drive a man crazy?

What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?

What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?

What goes snap, crackle, and pop?

What's a glow worm's favorite song?

What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?

Why is summer always sad?

Why did the chicken go to the seance?

What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?