What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?

Why do baseball players always go to the park?

Why do hogs play so much football?

Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?

What math figure is also in the band?

What game does a rabbit always win?

Will invisible planes ever be popular?

Which part of a car is always the warmest?

Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?

How do you get kids to do something?

What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?

Why are monkeys lousy workers?

Why do fish live in salt water?

What do bees say in the summer?

What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?