What is the difference between baseball and law?

Why did the goal post get angry?

What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?

What's a steak's favorite shoe?

Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?

Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?

What car has four-wheel drive and flies?

What TV show did the cat love to watch?

What do donkeys take to go to the store?

Why do vampires always look sick?

Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?

What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?

What book do people who can't sing use during church service?

Why do trees try new things so often?

What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?