What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?

What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?

What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?

What vehicles are in the best shape?

How do you compliment a cat?

What game does pasta always play at recess?

Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?

What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

What do goats and moms have in common?

You know there's no official training for trash collectors?

How do you make antifreeze?

What are the strongest days of the week?

Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?

Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?

Why don't oysters share their pearls?